So Say We All

Posted on Wednesday 30 April 2008

in the board room

JP1000 slipped quietly into the MiniMate Headquarters executive boardroom with Zit trailing along, as he often did, on his own agenda. The assembled Board of Directors and SMIRK researchers carried such an aura of power that JP1000’s skin tingled.

“Wonder Woman’s been taken down,” Bruce Wayne said, “and now the Human Torch — that’s family. Evil JP is cutting deep and twisting the knife.”

“So we take the battle to him. Now,” Admiral Adama growled.

“We’ve tried that before,” Prof. Xavier reminded them.

“Darkness begets more defeat,” Gandalf mumbled, then gestured at JP1000. “Our key has perhaps arrived.”

misunderstood

Suddenly the executive board focused on JP1000. “You wanted to see me, Admiral,” he said carefully.

Adama looked hard at JP1000. “I don’t like your kind,” he stated. “Artificial life, pretending to hold true MiniMate souls.”

JP1000 was stunned. “But aren’t we all manufact — ”

“You will not question our humanity!” Adama ordered.

The admiral approached JP1000, his gaze weighing judgment. “We need intel on the Overlord’s dungeons,” he said. “Prototype 401k’s memories are suspect. The fake Spidey’s information is hazy, like he wasn’t paying attention. But Dr. Banner tells me you carry an invulnerable data cache in your head. The Resistance needs to download your NVRAM.”

JP1000 looked at the assembled men of power, then shook his head once and stated, “No.”

no

The only sound was Six slowly applauding in his mind, which JP1000 tried to ignore. Zit shifted protectively towards him.

Peter Parker burst into the room. “Admiral Adama, your secret agent is here!” He announced.

eyes only

“Parker!” Adama barked, “Must you loudly announce classified information?”

The apprentice nerd winced. “Sorry, sir, but Wizard World Philly is carrying a calendar of attacks drafted by the Overlord’s advisor!” Then he winced again.

“Plus an eyes-only roster of the next targets, and their assigned hit squads,” WW Philly added.

“Thank you, Philadelphia,” Prof. Xavier said, “we know the risk you take by bringing us this information.”

“Mr. Parker, get copies of these into the underground distribution,” Adama directed as he and Bruce Wayne scanned the case’s contents.

hey, Bomber

WW Philly stepped away and looked around the room. He saw Zit, smiled and said, “Morning, Bomber.”

The fake Da Bomb #90 did not recognize WW Philly and no response protocols were triggered, so Zit simply waited.

WW Philly watched Zit suspiciously. “I said, ‘Morning, Bomber’.” Still no response. “This is no Bomber Mate!” WW Philly shouted. “He’s an imposter!”

“Aids!” Adama called out, “Arrest that MiniMate as a traitor to the Resistance.”

“Hey, wait!” JP1000 protested, “Zit helped me when — ,” but he was knocked aside by two burly research assistants who roughly cuffed the fake Bomber Mate. Zit’s only resistance was an cold, unbroken stare at Admiral Adama.

arrested development

Cappy @ 3:00 am
Filed under: JP1000 & Friends
Small Dogs of War

Posted on Tuesday 29 April 2008

maxim, this one’s for you!

kibbles & bits

Ever since the unfortunate incident involving hickory meat sauce and an attack dog, JP1000 carries an irrational flight response towards canines. We finally found his hidey hole after this chance encounter and dragged him back into production. JP1000 & Friends returns tomorrow, back on track and counting down weekly to the ultimate confrontation with Evil JP.

Cappy @ 7:29 am
Filed under: JP1000 & Friends
Slow News Day

Posted on Tuesday 29 April 2008

By Dragon

Rolling out of the weekend, it’s been a slow week for news so far. So, rather than focus on one minuscule tidbit of news, we here at the HQ thought we’d scrape them all together for a new segment we appropriately call Slow News Day.

Charitymates are Go

Charitymates II logo, by Luke314pi
Charitymates II logo, created by Luke314pi
The May 5th deadline for the Charitymates II project is fast approaching. Dubbed “Manimals for the Animals”, this year’s event is raising money for the World Wildlife Fund by auctioning off customs of man/animal hybrids. It’s a regular who’s who at this crazy zoo, so be on the lookout for these auctions on eBay in the upcoming weeks. Check out the Multiverse for more information about this project.

Free Minimate Day in the UK

Limited Edition FCBD Minimates

In something of a first, UK Minimate collectors will be subject to some exclusive goodies come Free Comic Book Day this year, thanks largely in part to Limited Edition. Visitors of the store will receive individually bagged Minimates from the Marvel Zombies and Spider-Man 3 assorted sets. In addition, visitors and UK fans will be entered for a chance at one of the recent Civil War boxsets. An assortment of the individually bagged mates are expected to be given away at the Minimate Multiverse as part of this promotion. Free Comic Book Day is on May 3rd. Check out the Multiverse for more details on this special event.

You Dropped Minimates for What?!

In an odd bit of news, it seems that PopBox Collectibles, best remembered for fumbling the I, Robot Minimate license, has scored the license to the upcoming Dark Knight movie and is launching its own brand of block figures. Labeled Q-Blox, these figures are set for an Asia only release. Early images have fans calling them “horrible”. It does make you wonder why DC would prefer a figure that looks like this:

Dark Knight Q-Blox (PopBox)

when they could have had one that looks like this:

Batman Begins Minimate Design

JP1000 returns

Finally, tune in tomorrow when JP1000 makes a triumphant return from his mini-hiatus. What does the future hold in store for our misfit heroes? Can they overcome the evil tyranny of the Overlord? Will Marvel finally slap us with the cease and desist order for using Fake Gold Spidey? Tune in tomorrow to find out.

drgnrbrn316 @ 5:46 am
Filed under: Slow News Day
Poll Round Up (2007) Part 4

Posted on Monday 28 April 2008

By Jatta Pake


This entry covers Poll #9 on Minimate Headquarters. Future articles will continue coverage of poll results.

Custom Marvel Zombies by Dragon circa 2006.


Poll #9 (February 12, 2007): What has been the best part of Toy Fair 2007?


· More Battlestar Galactica Minimates - frakkin’ sweet!: 11% (9)

· More 24 Minimates - they’re the bomb!: 5% (4)

· Spider-Man Box Set Minimates!: 27% (22)

· Back to the Future Minimates - Hello! McFly!: 12% (10)

· Marvel Zombies - I’m already hungry for more!: 38% (31)

· More Rocky Minimates - They’re a knockout!: 1% (1)

· Movie Minimates Posters - “But not on Monday, definitely not on Monday.”: 5% (4)


Total Votes : 81

Winner: Marvel Zombies - I’m already hungry for more!: 38% (31)


Analysis: Marvel Zombies consumed fan excitement with their announcement at the 2007 New York Toy Fair. Like an unstoppable, ravenous, all consuming … zombie … the Marvel Zombies ate up the competition.


The Spider-Man Minimates box-set was another big hit with fans. Including a bulked up version of Venom and the first release of Spidey villain Hydroman, fan excitement overflowed.


The announcement of more Rocky Minimates was more muted, with only 1% of respondents claiming at the time it was the best part. Sales of the Rocky Minimates have subsequently been less than stellar with the release of further Rocky Minimates in question. Personally, I really want to see a Clubber Lang and Drago Minimate and I hope these do finally see the light of day.

Administrator @ 3:46 am
Filed under: Polls
Review of the Missing: Speed Racer

Posted on Friday 25 April 2008

Trixie & Captain Terror (ToyFare)
Speed Racer’s Trixie and Captain Terror, from the April 2007 ToyFare.

By Dragon

Though not the most popular line to stem from Art Asylum’s creative juices, Speed Racer was an interesting line nevertheless. In a unique concept, each figure came equipped with a car from the show, related to the character in some way. With support from Toys R Us and specialty stores, as well as a strong cult following, the line sounds promising, yes? Not so much. Minimate fans and Speed Racer fans both were a little disappointed with the premiere wave of figures, based on Racer X and Speed himself. For starters, the cars were out of scale to the characters and weren’t very well designed to boot. In addition, Minimate fans were saddened to learn the line would kick off with a part reuse gimmick, where you got two white blanks with minimal paint detail and only a single hairpiece between the two of them for accessories. Speed didn’t come with his trademark helmet, which would only puzzle fans more. So, it was a rocky start for a new license.

Still, Art Asylum had longterm plans for the license and the line, funding the production of a new show and releasing a wide variety of products based on both the classic and the modern. More Minimates were planned, including Speed’s friend Trixie and the villainous Captain Terror, both of whom would sport more character specific designs and sculpts, as well as a Modern Speed and Modern Racer X, both simple repaints of the first wave of figures, though far better detailed.

Images from the trade shows surfaced throughout early 2007, but a release date was never finalized, with the closest to an exact time being pegged at Fall of 2007. Fall came and went and the protos of this line disappeared with little word of the future of the line. It is believed that underwhelming consumer support of the lack luster first wave helped spell the end of this line, with the 2007 merger of Diamond Select Toys and Art Asylum being the final nail in the coffin. With the upcoming movie based on the property, and the soon to be released Lego sets based on the film, the demise of this line is something the fans won’t soon forget.

drgnrbrn316 @ 6:51 am
Filed under: Reviews of Missing
Small Soldier

Posted on Thursday 24 April 2008

GI JP

drgnrbrn316 @ 7:02 am
Filed under: JP1000 & Friends
Avengers Assemble!

Posted on Tuesday 22 April 2008

By Dragon

In a follow-up to yesterday’s story of the classic Avengers coming down the line, it seems the people at Wizard have a bit more information:

They did reveal a Jack-Kirby-inspired Avengers box set, which will feature extra pieces to convert the characters into different versions of themselves. It will be available through Previews in October or November.

It should be noted that they also reported that parts will be available to convert the Wasp into her first, second, or third costume. Take that for what it’s worth. To read their complete report on DST’s Minimate Panel, check the linkage.

drgnrbrn316 @ 4:17 am
Filed under: Follow-Up
NYCC 2008: Minimate Panel

Posted on Monday 21 April 2008

By Dragon

Some big things coming out of the New York Comic Con this weekend, so let’s get to it.

Avengers Assemble!

Early design sketches were revealed at Friday’s Minimate Panel based on the original Avengers team. While the assortment and release details were not known, expect to see a Jack Kirby Hulk alongside classic Wasp, Ant Man, Giant Man, and gold armor Iron Man.

(Images courtesy of TNI)
Hulk (TNI)


Wasp (TNI)

Ant Man (TNI)

Giant Man (TNI)

Iron Man (TNI)

We need a Hero

It was also revealed that a line of Minimates based on NBC’s hit show Heroes is in the works. It should be noted that the deal is still in the developmental stages, meaning that this is not an official announcement just yet. Assortment and release plans are yet to be determined.

That’s not all…

While these are the two biggest items to come out of the Minimate Panel, there was plenty more discussed.

  • No plans for lines based on Star Wars and Indiana Jones due to similar licenses with the Lego brand.
  • No plans for a line based on Halo due to Microsoft’s Kubrick license.
  • While Target shows little interest in Minimates at the moment, Toys R Us is expected to pick up the brand again in the coming year.
  • Still no vehicles in the future for the Marvel license.
  • No plans for playsets unless sales indicates a high interest.
  • Expect to see exclusive sets at San Diego’s Comic Convention.

All of this information and more can be found in Toy News International’s NYCC coverage. You can also join in the discussion over at Minimate Multiverse. Special thanks goes out to Avenger, Reideen, minimadman, and Arnim Zola for helping assemble this news.

drgnrbrn316 @ 5:53 am
Filed under: Convention News
Minimates Vs. Superhero Squad

Posted on Friday 18 April 2008

Minimates vs. Superhero Squad

By Dragon

Hasbro’s Superhero Squad line acts as one of the chief competitors to Diamond Select’s Minimate line. Both brands are based in the 2″ scale and feature a host of characters from the Marvel Universe. Also, both lines seem to predominantly feature Spider-Man as a mainstay, with other characters filling out the ranks when possible. It’s here that the similarities end.

From a mechanical standpoint, Minimates are the superior brand. Minimates sport a higher amount of articulation and often carry a wider array of accessories. In addition to this, the uniform design of Minimates allows for more customization and more possibilities with character design and posing by giving the option to switch out parts to achieve different looks with the same character.

On the other side of the coin, Superhero Squad boasts a higher quality design, as each character is sculpted to great detail to best achieve the look of the individual. The uniform Minimate design does not allow for the subtle differences in a character’s overall look. Though newer Minimates feature a higher amount of sculpted detail, there still exists a ceiling to how much detail can be applied in order to preserve the standard Minimate look.

So, with Minimates holding the edge in articulation and poseability, and Superhero Squad holding the edge in detail and design, the deciding factor would have to be character assortment.

Minimates vs. Superhero Squad - the lineup
Announced character line-ups for both lines.
Excluding numerous duplicates and slight modifications to existing characters, here’s a basic list of the character assortment between the Minimate line and the Superhero Squad line. A total of 286 characters exist between the two lines, including significant costume variation of major characters, as well as movie versions of some characters. Of the 286, 78 of them are shared between the two lines. Superhero Squad hosts a hefty 71 characters exclusive to their own line, while Minimates holds a staggering 137 unique characters. One could argue that Marvel’s numbers are inflated by the excess of Spider-Man and Wolverine variants, but this does not change the fact that they do boast a significant number of unique characters as well.

So, when comparing the Marvel brand of Minimates to the Marvel Superhero Squad, Minimates hold the edge. Sporting more articulation, a larger character assortment, and being more approachable for customization purposes, Minimates are the clear favorite, at least to this fan.

THE WINNER:

Minimates

drgnrbrn316 @ 8:16 am
Filed under: Minimates Vs.
Minimate Review - Nightwing & Starfire

Posted on Thursday 17 April 2008

DC Wave 7: Nightwing and Starfire

Nightwing and Starfire from DC Wave 7

By Dragon

Nightwing

Formerly Robin, Dick Grayson would evolve over the years, outgrowing the title of the “Boy Wonder” and finding himself a hero in his own right as Nightwing. Here we have the more modern look of the character. Given that his costume is predominately black in the source material, this would present quite the hurdle for the designers. They seem to have handled it quite nicely, though, using a dark gray color for the costume with black detail lines accentuating the torso and legs. The blue on the shoulders, chest, and arms stands out nicely, really capturing the look of the character. The facial detail is also well done and the new hair piece seems to suit Nightwing as well. For accessories, he comes with two sticks. Having never read the comic, I can’t say if he is supposed to rub them together, but I can say that they closely match the source material and are far better as new sculpts than simply reusing the Daredevil sticks. My only real concern with Nightwing is the lack of emphasis on dividing the gloves and boots from the rest of the figure. In many of the images that I perused preparing for this review, I noticed a significant divide where his gloves met his arms and his boots met his legs. Here, however, it just simply appears as one seamless piece, giving the look of a man running around in a onesie. Still, Spider-Man catches no flack for sporting the same look, so it is not a major issue. Overall, Nightwing is a great addition to the DC Minimate cast, far surpassing the previous attempt back in the C3 line. With only some minor grief over a couple detail lines, I’m inclined to say that this is amongst the best figures and another shining example of why this line will be missed.

Nightwing - 4.75 out of 5

Starfire

Koriand’r, former princess of Tamaran, is actually the third person to wear the name Starfire, but is by far the most commonly known. Having a long history with Robin/Nightwing, her inclusion in this set was a no-brainer. Starfire is expertly detailed, with a great deal of work going into capturing the look of her skimpy attire and womanly…charms. The detail is done very well, with an excess of detail on the cuffs and boots. The face is done simply, which has proven time and again to be the best way to do a woman’s face on a Minimate. The hair is sculpted to match the source material closely and really helps make this figure. My only complaints are some minor paint problems on the arm and the lack of accessory. The armband on Starfire’s arm doesn’t really line up with the detail lines applied over top, which does hurt the look somewhat. Also, the lack of a starbolt or some sort of stand like the Human Torch’s take away from the look of an alien hero. Still, these are minor concerns, and hardly take away from an otherwise beautiful Minimate. Overall, I’m really impressed with the detail on Starfire, though some slight paint app problems and the lack of accessories make her fall a bit short of perfect.

Starfire - 4.5 out of 5

drgnrbrn316 @ 6:09 am
Filed under: Reviews of Official